(un)fortunately I was born like this

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

hannibal-senpai:

if nbc cancels hannibal then i’m going need the business cards of everyone involved in making that decision

for reference

aryastark:

hannibal is an awesome show

starts with a beautiful scenery and you’re like wow

then there’s weird murder stuff going on and you’re like wow

then they cut to scene of hugh dancy in his tight underwear and you’re like WOW

My thoughts exactly! I think we’re soulmates. =O